Thursday, October 21, 2010

Day 5 *** Newsflash *** IMPORTANT SAFETY UPDATE ***

This is an alert of the National Organization for Safe Hunting In Trees Network (NOSH*T Network) - Dateline October 21 - 7PM -Cougapine Spotted!  Please grab your gear and run screaming out of the woods like a girl being chased by a Borilla (bear+gorilla hybrid); it's an urban legend that screaming like a 12 year old girl will ward off cougapine and borilla attacks.  Below is a composite drawing of said cougapine; unfortunately the hunter in question who provided the description for our drawing had a BlackBerry camera but was too scared to use it at the time.

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  1. I can attest these creature's are extremely vicious and should be avoided at all costs!!!!

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